Better as a capitalist meme:
Capitalist: are you a capitalist? Worker: Yes, and proud of it! Capitalist: good, pisses on the floor… Clean up my piss Worker: ewww no C: I’ll pay you a dollar W: no, I’m leaving C: points to guard at the door holding an AR you just gotta pay him and he’ll let you leave W: how much? C: A dollar W: What else can I do? C: nothing W: This is oppression C: No it isn’t, you have the “freedom” not to clean up my piss and instead just die of starvation in this room W: technically you’re correct so I have no argument against you, this is the best system ever developed by humans
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Okay I gotta workshop it a bit I think it could be paired down.
“Are you a socialist”
“Yes. And proud of it!”
“Go stand over there”
Shits in pants uncontrollably
“Uwu I did a wittle accwident”
Socialism is when you do whatever this particular weirdo tells you to do and the more you obey the more socialist it is
And if you obey a lot, that’s COMMMMUNISSSMMM!
Lmao this gotta be a bit
User sounds like a reference to the funniest line in Succession “can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Gregs”
Just set the room on fire. Win/win
“Are you a socialist.”
“Shut up, idiot.”The point of this little script is to demonstrate how I am a loser.
Very cool Greg, point taken, now you go stand in front of the wall
…what?
