AliceMEnglish • edit-21 year agoHow do I grow a third ass Cheek?message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHow do I grow a third ass Cheek?AliceMEnglish • edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoYou're getting interviewed by the boss for your dream job and he purposely farts, makes eyecontact, and says, "I made a stinky for you, does it smell delightful? Or delicious?" What's your response?message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou're getting interviewed by the boss for your dream job and he purposely farts, makes eyecontact, and says, "I made a stinky for you, does it smell delightful? Or delicious?" What's your response?AliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoWhy is dating so hard for obese women ?message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy is dating so hard for obese women ?AliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoIn the Soundgarden song, "Asshole Son", we are never told why the singer's son is an asshole. Was it something in particular he did, or is his dad being unreasonably harsh?message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIn the Soundgarden song, "Asshole Son", we are never told why the singer's son is an asshole. Was it something in particular he did, or is his dad being unreasonably harsh?AliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoIs anyone interested in seeing a sexy, muscular, shirtless version of Governor Chris Christie?message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIs anyone interested in seeing a sexy, muscular, shirtless version of Governor Chris Christie?AliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
@Missmuffet@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agoWhat movie would you show a medieval peasant to make them understand the current year?message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat movie would you show a medieval peasant to make them understand the current year?@Missmuffet@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoisn't a double chin just your necks foreskin?message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareisn't a double chin just your necks foreskin?AliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoWhy is it considered grossly effeminate, when a straight, slightly voluptuous man, wears a turtle neck ?plus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy is it considered grossly effeminate, when a straight, slightly voluptuous man, wears a turtle neck ?plus-squareAliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoWhat would you do if your employer gave you an autographed head shot of themselves?plus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat would you do if your employer gave you an autographed head shot of themselves?plus-squareAliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoWho would win in a fight, Goku or Bob the Builder?message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWho would win in a fight, Goku or Bob the Builder?AliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoWhat color do your eyelids smell like ?plus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat color do your eyelids smell like ?plus-squareAliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoWait, what color is Frosty The Snowmans pee ?message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWait, what color is Frosty The Snowmans pee ?AliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy do bitches be trippin?AliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoImagine your dick and your nose swapped places. What would you do differently?message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareImagine your dick and your nose swapped places. What would you do differently?AliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agowhats your credit card number please?message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarewhats your credit card number please?AliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoWould you ever buy a book based on a cat's recommendation?message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWould you ever buy a book based on a cat's recommendation?AliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoHow do I block out Monday's eclipse of the sun?message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHow do I block out Monday's eclipse of the sun?AliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoWhen your penis falls off will it reattach?message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhen your penis falls off will it reattach?AliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoIs the following true? "I shit, therefore, I am."message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIs the following true? "I shit, therefore, I am."AliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoI’m finna snort some geese, you guys care?message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI’m finna snort some geese, you guys care?AliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink