• JokeDeity
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    142 years ago

    And there are actual real life goobers dying to get one themselves.

    • @schema@lemmy.world
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      172 years ago

      It’s so incredibly ironic that these are probably the same goobers who talk about microchips in vaccines.

    • @Lt_Cdr_Data@discuss.tchncs.de
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      -12 years ago

      I absolutely would. I’d not line up to be among the first, but controlling devices via a brain interface is an inevitable step of technological evolution.

      It will provide such an immense performance boost, that many professions may become unattainable without having one. Possibly within our lifetime.

        • @nik282000@lemmy.ml
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          72 years ago

          Dreams? What about when it locks up and plays a virtual 200db 5khz tone for the rest of your life?

          • Rozaŭtuno
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            92 years ago

            No, that’s a feature. To make it stop you need to pay a subscription.

        • @ComradeR@lemmy.ml
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          12 years ago

          Is about to kiss the love of their lives “And now, I wanna show our newest sponsor! Hello Fresh have the best options so you can make your own dinner and blah blah blah…”

        • @Droechai@lemm.ee
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          12 years ago

          If it can reroute my neurons to lessen my ADHD and autism traits I would gladly pay with 3/4 of waking hours filled by ads. At least that would give me 1/4 more working brain than I currently have