@Stamets@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years agoGreyskull? No no no. By the power of social manipulation.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up11.07Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.06Karrow-down1imageGreyskull? No no no. By the power of social manipulation.startrek.website@Stamets@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-square@wersooth@lemmy.mllinkfedilink20•2 years agoAnwser the phone like “Hello, Justice Department, how may I help you?” for a 85% chance for a “Sorry wrong call” :D
minus-square/home/pineappleloverlinkfedilink3•edit-22 years ago“Welcome to Papa’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce. How may I help you?”
minus-square@TimewornTraveler@lemm.eelinkfedilink3•2 years ago" you’ve reached the state justice department, this is Maurice speaking, this call may be recorded, how can I assist you today "
Anwser the phone like “Hello, Justice Department, how may I help you?” for a 85% chance for a “Sorry wrong call” :D
“Welcome to Papa’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce. How may I help you?”
" you’ve reached the state justice department, this is Maurice speaking, this call may be recorded, how can I assist you today "