• Bleeping Lobster
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    591 year ago

    Yeah, incredibly harmful to his profits and chance of further peerages. Fuck off to Singapore and stay there ye blustery old cunt, no one wants your overpriced vacuum cleaners.

    Henry Hoover for life

    • Blue and Orange
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      161 year ago

      Who would win?

      An expensive, cordless, slick modern vacuum cleaner with LED lights

      Or

      One smiling sucky sucky boi

    • GreatAlbatrossM
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      131 year ago

      I love my Henrys. Beautifully simple, made in Somerset, and if they do break, every part can be swapped in 30s without tools.

    • @FatLegTed@feddit.uk
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      101 year ago

      Hetty Hoover here, slightly smaller and pink - oo-er - but £40 cheaper. Just as good.

      Just wish I’d bought one years ago and saved myself a small fortune in vacuum cleaners.

      • @thehatfox@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        We’ve got a Hetty and a Henry, one for the house and one for the garage. I haven’t managed to get them to breed successfully, although they will both probably outlive me anyway so I don’t really need another.

        • Bleeping Lobster
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          61 year ago

          If I knew you irl I would SO be making a baby hoover and hiding it next to your current hoovers

    • @Mrkawfee@feddit.uk
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      41 year ago

      Lupe is really good. Created by ex Dyson engineers who fucked off start their own company. Bonus that one of them is an EU citizen as well.