• @Algaroth@lemmy.world
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      31 year ago

      Neither. I’m just saying it’s inevitable. I totally wouldn’t do it but I’m sure someone would so if they did make them Henry Hoover should have a sensual and inviting facial expression so I someone else that isn’t me doesn’t feel like they’ve raped the hand dryer.

      • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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        21 year ago

        They’d presumably be mounted high enough on the wall that you’d need a stepladder to reach it with your todger and that might be a bit obvious. However, the establishment might want to institute an “all basketball players must be accompanied to the gents” policy.