Pictured is Gerald Ford moments before being subjected to a Soviet terror banquet.

  • @HaSch@lemmygrad.ml
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    01 year ago

    Me in front of my fourth lasagna of the evening: “Please grandpa, I’ll burst if I have another”

    Stalin, preparing to dish out a comically large soufflé: “Eat theory, lib”

    ^Molotov, somehow maneuvering a nuclear freighter through the kitchen: “Make room for dessert!”^

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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      01 year ago

      Don’t forget Kaganovich coming in with the finisher in the form of trainloads worth of good soviet wine, soviet champagne, and soviet tap water (vodka, lol)