@spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish • 1 year agoshopping rule theorymedia.kbin.runimagemessage-square217fedilinkarrow-up1960arrow-down10
arrow-up1960arrow-down1imageshopping rule theorymedia.kbin.run@spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square217fedilink
minus-square@samus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish28•1 year agoCovered by the original’s post text: “Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot.”
minus-square@nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.calinkfedilink13•1 year agoQ: increases the gravitational constant of the cart collection area until all the carts fall into it. Keeps going until a singularity forms and the planet is destroyed.
minus-square@Hupf@feddit.delinkfedilink4•1 year agoQ: with a bright flash Captain Picard becomes Captain Picart
minus-square@ProgrammingSocks@pawb.sociallinkfedilink3•1 year agoQ shops with 1 cart for each item he has, and returns them all upside down.
I’m disappointed Q isn’t on this.
Covered by the original’s post text: “Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot.”
Q: increases the gravitational constant of the cart collection area until all the carts fall into it. Keeps going until a singularity forms and the planet is destroyed.
Oops! Disappears with a blink
Q: with a bright flash Captain Picard becomes Captain Picart
Q shops with 1 cart for each item he has, and returns them all upside down.