Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years agoWhat is a secret that you will never tell anyone in the real world?message-square78fedilinkarrow-up1110arrow-down126
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareWhat is a secret that you will never tell anyone in the real world?Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years agomessage-square78fedilink
minus-squarearthurpizzalinkfedilinkEnglish63•2 years agoI killed a circus clown in a Wendy’s parking lot in 1996.
minus-square@MajorHavoc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish57•2 years agoDo I just upvote this post if my answer is the same? Asking for a friend.
minus-square@Today@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish13•2 years agoI generally disagree with murder, but I’m terrified of clowns, so I’m super conflicted about this.
minus-square@Blamemeta@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish7•2 years agoThats odd. I once found a dead circus clown in a Wendy’s parking lot in 1996. I fucked the body.
minus-square@VaidenKelsier@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish10•2 years agoYou know, one time I also found a deceased man in clownish makeup in a Wendy’s parking lot in '96. Had his pants down. The strangest thing. I had the strongest need to urinate, and I inexplicably pissed all over this dead clown. I think about it constantly.
minus-square@afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•2 years agoThat shouldn’t be a crime given how evil clowns are.
I killed a circus clown in a Wendy’s parking lot in 1996.
Do I just upvote this post if my answer is the same?
Asking for a friend.
I generally disagree with murder, but I’m terrified of clowns, so I’m super conflicted about this.
That was YOU?
That is quite specific
Thats odd. I once found a dead circus clown in a Wendy’s parking lot in 1996. I fucked the body.
You know, one time I also found a deceased man in clownish makeup in a Wendy’s parking lot in '96. Had his pants down. The strangest thing.
I had the strongest need to urinate, and I inexplicably pissed all over this dead clown.
I think about it constantly.
Schlatt?
That shouldn’t be a crime given how evil clowns are.