@devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 7 months agoAhh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1576arrow-down112
arrow-up1564arrow-down1imageAhh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxinglemmy.world@devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 7 months agomessage-square44fedilink
minus-squareVeganPizza69 ⓋlinkfedilinkEnglish28•7 months agoStart a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
minus-square@jwt@programming.devlinkfedilink10•7 months agoSchisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
minus-square@brbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish4•7 months agoHello world, hallelujah, hallelujah
minus-squareSasha [They/Them]linkfedilink4•7 months agoNow I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
minus-square@glockenspiel@programming.devlinkfedilink1•7 months agoWhen did code reviews become this weird?
Start a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
Schisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
Hello world, hallelujah, hallelujah
Now I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
When did code reviews become this weird?