• @Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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      113 months ago

      It’s all fun and games until a Microsoft Purity Enforcement squad is kicking in your door.

      • @linearchaos@lemmy.world
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        93 months ago

        Nah, it’s all good I subscribe to Linus Torvalds protection services. When the Microsoft vans get within four blocks of my address, They’ll drop ship in dozens of fully-armed penguin paratroopers. After the incursion they even send in a penguin based cleaner team to help get rid of the remains.