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Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago

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Smooth Mars bar man gets £2 compensation from chocolate giant

Mars Wrigley UK says the smooth bar "slipped" through and confirmed the swirl is being kept.

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Tucker Carlson demands the return of the throbbing dick vein to the demasculated Mars bar.
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  Only then will Musk arrive on Mars.

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