🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months agoAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square221fedilinkarrow-up1843arrow-down142
arrow-up1801arrow-down1imageAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months agomessage-square221fedilink
minus-square@inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish29•edit-24 months agoGPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
minus-square@bradd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish6•4 months agoAnd authenticators, password managers.
minus-square@uis@lemm.eelinkfedilink3•4 months agoEhh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
minus-square@UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish12•4 months agoInsert authentication dildo to continue.
minus-square@uis@lemm.eelinkfedilink4•4 months agoOr anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
The flashlight to.
The flashlight to where?
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And authenticators, password managers.
Ehh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
new kind of biometrics?
Insert authentication dildo to continue.
Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?