• @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    I’d choose: Boromir, Ned Stark, and Sean Bean.

    No way anything bad can happen to me with those magnets around.

    • @Baylahoo@sh.itjust.works
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      212 months ago

      The whole elevator would just crash through the foundation. You’d be collateral when Death gets a 3 for 1 final destination style.

      • @Brickhead92@lemmy.world
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        32 months ago

        Nah, I think it’d go more like this:

        • Get it in the elevator and see them all in there.
        • Go to press the button for your floor (the top floor) and see that it’s already pressed.
        • Have a pleasant trip up.
        • Arrive at your floor and the doors open.
        • All three politely allow you to exit first.
        • Step out of the lift safely.
        • Elevator malfunctions, plummets and crashes through the foundation.
        • Walk off thinking how nice they all were.
    • @Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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      32 months ago

      I dunno. Might take Sharpe instead of Ned Stark, good to have someone that knows how to use a rifle