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minus-square@RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink11•1 month ago“Everything written on the internet is true.” -Abraham Lincoln, 1801.
minus-square@some_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilink6•1 month agoThe internet was invented by George Washington, the boy who could not tell a lie. That’s why it was designed to be lie-proof.
minus-square@VitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-21 month agoAbraham Lincoln was born in 1809, making it literally impossible for him, even telepathically, to say that quote. Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
“Everything written on the internet is true.”
-Abraham Lincoln, 1801.
The internet was invented by George Washington, the boy who could not tell a lie. That’s why it was designed to be lie-proof.
Abraham Lincoln was born in 1809, making it literally impossible for him, even telepathically, to say that quote.
Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.