• haverholm
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      22 months ago

      “Too abstract. People might be upset that we don’t sell actual fire.”

      • @SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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        22 months ago

        It’ll be super topical though on about 15 years when they burn the last few acres of the Amazon rainforest to make room for condo buildings

        • haverholm
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          12 months ago

          “Here on the corner is the convenience store. We call it the Amazon Fire Store, lol. And because there is no more fertile soil it doesn’t sell anything.”