So I learned that if a MicroSD card gets snapped in half, its unrecoverable.

Okay, so suppose you were in war, and enemy soldiers were about to raid you. You just snap the cards in half and the data is un-recoverable, right?

    • sp3ctr4lEnglish
      1•2 months ago

      … I …uh…

      I dunno how you’d be able to actually accomplish that.

      You could poo in multiple places over the course of a few days… but chances are the actual remnants of the sd card would come out in the same poo.

      • @bastion@feddit.nl
        4•2 months ago

        ok, here:

        put it in a blender, and then put the resultant powder in a pepper shaker that’s about 1/4 full. Use it normally to heavily for various meals until fully consumed in order to have maximal sd/poop dispersion.

        • sp3ctr4lEnglish
          2•2 months ago

          Damnit.

          Yeah, ok, that would work.

          Congratulations, you have invented a new spice, made of mostly microplastics and a dash of metals, a few of which can bioaccumulate and cause organ / nervous system disruption.