• sp3ctr4l
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    1 month ago

    Did it have a flared end?

    If yes:

    It’s in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn’t remember.

    or

    He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it.

    If no:

    Butt plug goblins.

    They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.