@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month agoAnon needs help to solve the mysterylemmy.worldimagemessage-square127fedilinkarrow-up1672arrow-down121
arrow-up1651arrow-down1imageAnon needs help to solve the mysterylemmy.world@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month agomessage-square127fedilink
minus-squaresp3ctr4llinkfedilinkEnglish79•edit-21 month agoDid it have a flared end? If yes: It’s in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn’t remember. or He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it. If no: Butt plug goblins. They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.
Did it have a flared end?
If yes:
It’s in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn’t remember.
or
He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it.
If no:
Butt plug goblins.
They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.
Way worse than your dog eating your homework