@Redditsux@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 days agoWhite House Says Gold Reserves May Be Used to Purchase Bitcoinfinance.yahoo.commessage-square198fedilinkarrow-up1623arrow-down17file-textcross-posted to: hackernews@lemmy.bestiver.se
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minus-square@Fedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink75•edit-27 days agoStep 1: Put everything in crypto Step 2: Economy crashes, society no longer has power or running water. Step 3: Try to sell crypto but for some reason computer won’t turn on.
minus-square@kibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish3•7 days agoDon’t worry, if you can’t afford a computer to manage your crypto, your employer can manage it for you (for a fee)
minus-square@SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink43•7 days agoStep 4: the rich that bought the gold uses it to privatize all water and power to get it working again, now becomes even more rich.
Step 1: Put everything in crypto
Step 2: Economy crashes, society no longer has power or running water.
Step 3: Try to sell crypto but for some reason computer won’t turn on.
Don’t worry, if you can’t afford a computer to manage your crypto, your employer can manage it for you (for a fee)
Step 4: the rich that bought the gold uses it to privatize all water and power to get it working again, now becomes even more rich.