WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”
Could Greenland just turn them away?
Detain them indefinitely instead.
"I’m sorry, due to political instability travelers from your country must be held for seven days while we run a background check to be sure you’re not attempting to illegally enter our country.
Here’s a 3cm thick mat and a 3m x 3m room that’s lit 24/7. See you next week. I suggest you take a vote on which corner is the bathroom."
If they did this. I don’t even think Trump would care. Probably tell the press “he doesn’t know anything about it, you’re telling me for the first time”.
Then Pete gets drunk and forgets to launch the rescue mission. No one would miss JV Vance anyways.
Once the rescue mission is finally underway, they accidentally add the Prime Minister of Greenland to the thread where they’re discussing battle plans.
Nah, that would give the idiot an easy excuse to invade.
Epstein them
Eh they’d need the Trump-Vance-Johnson trilogy though
Please mean Boris!
They should. Just say the runways are unsafe to land on
Deport to El Salvador Prison
Nah, let them come… and then don’t let them leave.