“Sources: I just get these fascist ‘vibes’ when I look at them, ya know.”

“W-what do you mean, western man?”

“Oh, you know. Those vibes.”

“Are… are you racist?”

“What? No, no, no. It’s just, the CIA says they’re doing bad stuff, so they must be.”

“And the CIA is not racist?”

“What? Hah. CIA? Racist? Pffft. Not those guys. Nah. They would never do anything racist.”

“And what are your sources for that?”

“Well I just get this feeling when looking at em.”

“A… white feeling?”

" 😠 I hope they take away your rights, commie."