White House says order will ‘make America’s showers great again’ and ‘end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure’

  • The Quuuuuill
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    17712 days ago

    it is. he’s just full of shit. no one is flushing more than once unless there’s something wrong with their own plumbing. this is a non issue he’s made up

    • @Deceptichum@quokk.au
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      12 days ago

      He’s probably clogging his own toilets and instead of blaming his McDiet blames the Obama-Biden Industrial Complex.

      • @WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world
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        1912 days ago

        He doesn’t blame them personally. He and every GOP politician don’t actually believe most of the propaganda they peddle; excluding regards like MTG and public handjob hooker.

        Most of what they say and do is a performance — it’s all part of the conservative cinematic universe — manufactured to manipulate the feefees of the mentally-ill MAGA cult. I’m not saying they aren’t imminently dangerous fascists. I’m saying we shouldn’t entertain the idea that their words mean anything but grift.

        • Optional
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          1212 days ago

          While it’s true there is a huge amount of performance in the average republiQan spiel, trump absolutely blames Obama and Biden personally.

          Supporting facts include his pathological need to injure them at all times no matter the circumstance or reasoning.

          They may signify things to him psychologically but he talks about and reacts to them as personalities and has done so since the start of this insanity.

    • @markovs_gun@lemmy.world
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      1512 days ago

      Morbidly obese people have giant greasy shits and evi friendly toilets are designed for normal sized shits that contain some amount of fiber. If you weigh 300 lbs and only eat cheesburgers (like a certain president) it’s possible that you need multiple flushes per shit.

      • @Formfiller@lemmy.world
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        412 days ago

        He poops in his pants anyway so why does he care? It’s his shower that probably needs a garbage disposal

    • @5in1k@lemm.ee
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      1212 days ago

      He’s living in the 90’s. This was a big deal to people mid 90’s there is even a Seinfeld episode about illegal high flow shower heads as a b story for Kramer.

    • Suite404
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      612 days ago

      Just like most of his talking points. Unfortunately his base eats that shit up.

    • @madame_gaymes@programming.dev
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      412 days ago

      Although you’re right, he is definitely full of shit, I think there are more people flushing multiple times than you think. It’s not because of water pressure or plumbing, it’s their diet.

    • Kairos
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      212 days ago

      He thinks this because HeS literally full of shit.

    • Ænima
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      212 days ago

      Your toilets would suck at flushing too if you attempted to flush a fuck ton of classified documents down them!

    • @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      112 days ago

      He’s wrong about pressure being inv9lved, but low-flow toilets suck and frequently require multiple flushes.

    • @CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
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      112 days ago

      People with bad diets make poop that doesn’t flush easily as healthy poop that’s got fiber in it.

      Also, Americans always need to invent their own way to do things (cheaper), instead of using the existing European and Japanese toilets. The early ones wouldn’t flush a tissue.