I got a good deal on a 3.5 pound bag of Swedish Fish, but they’re “best by” Nov 14.
So which will make me sicker? Eating them all within a week, or eating them after they go bad.
Since you already received the genuine answers:
You need to be really careful. The expiration date isn’t exact, but after that, they’ll quickly ferment and turn into Surströmming on the inside.
Best before dates codes are more what you’d call guidelines than actual rules. Yar
This got me so confused, and I’m Swedish lol.
So all your fish are Swedish fish?
Swede here. As a certified specialist in Swedish fish storage I recommend the following:
Divide the 3.5 pounds into smaller portions and store in separate containers (fx Ziploc bags).
That way they won’t go stale as fast since the unopened bags will retain the moisture.
In the US, the “best by” date means nothing. They just want you to throw it away so you buy more. If it looks fine, smells fine, and tastes fine, it’s fine.
Well, in this case, if it looks like fish and smells like fish… Throw it the fuck out
“Best Before” is not an expiration date, it’s just so that if you aren’t satisfied with the quality after that date the company can say, hey we warned you, we can’t guarantee they’ll be up to our standards that long.
They aren’t going to suddenly go rancid on November 14
It probably won’t make you ill immediately, more likely the texture or flavor would begin to suffer first (hence “best by” rather than “expiration” date). Keeping it stored properly (i.e. not an open bag but something sealed) would likely allow it to last longer.
You should probably not eat 3.5lb of candy within 10 days unless you are trying to make your intestines suffer, but if you choose to binge please update us as to the state of your health so that you may be used as a cautionary tale.
It would take an awful lot of time or other circumstances for swedish fish to become inedible. They’ll just get “stale” (with gummy candy, this is usually just getting a bit harder/chewier) and, in my experience with gummy Lifesavers, the flavor becomes more concentrated. I actually like that stuff just a little stale.
Swedish Fish are garbage, dear friend. They are like a depressed dystopian robot’s impression of candy. If we’re going to kill ourselves eating overprocessed sugar, it should at least be tasty. Even the simple step to Gummy Bears marks a vast improvement.
You should probably just eat them all. Right now. In bed.
