• @Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2022 hours ago

    Same thing happened to me. Except now I’m old and have had no fun experiences in life because all I do is work and shitpost on Lemmy. Never been on a plane or gone on a vacation. Foreveralone single while my bank account keeps growing larger. Hell my will has my estate being donated to my local library because I don’t even have friends anymore to leave it to.

  • God
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    320 hours ago

    I like to work sometimes. Most of the time I prefer not to work, though. Money though, I do like that.

  • @ddplf@szmer.info
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    611 day ago

    It’s almost as if there was some kind of zone of moderation distancing from which may be considered inadequate

    • @Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      71 day ago

      This is kind of reminding me of addiction, it’s the same pattern of either doing it to 100% or not at all, there’s no moderation possible. Usually if you’re predisposed to that you’ll bring that pattern into everything in your life not just substances (but probably mainly substances).

    • Echo Dot
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      101 day ago

      Also they 100% talk about their job all of the time and it’s the entirety of their personality.

  • @blazeknave@lemmy.world
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    71 day ago

    Haters abound. Always. Everywhere. Keep your head up and your ears closed, and trek on one foot in front of the other.

  • @ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    422 days ago

    First [Goldilocks] tasted the porridge of the Great Big Bear, and that was too hot for her. Next she tasted the porridge of the Middle-sized Bear, but that was too cold for her.

    • Echo Dot
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      181 day ago

      Then, she gave up and complained on the internet asking what the hell is wrong with porridge?

    • Oh you mean Daddy and Mummy bear, those particular bears were a hetero-normative family unit. Not that there’s any problem with alternative lifestyles.

  • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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    312 days ago

    I think 4chan needs some kind of online university with classes for writing and grammar. They could call it chanacademy.