• rubikcuber
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    584 months ago

    Apparently, when you can shout “BRING ME MY STEAK” at a servant you don’t need to eat a Boots Meal Deal. Who knew?

  • @frazorth@feddit.ukOP
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    554 months ago

    lunch is for wimps

    Sounds like someone who doesn’t work hard enough to need a break.

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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    254 months ago

    This is the rhetorical sophistication it takes to be a conservative leader. I can’t pick which insane take to make fun of first.

    Doesn’t think sandwiches are real food, but you do eat them for breakfast. Only eats bread that is dry? Eats steak at her desk for lunch, but lunch is wimpy?

  • TheDoctor [they/them]
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    224 months ago

    Lunch is for wimps. That’s why I make my unpaid intern bring me filet mignon around noon every day.

    • HubertManne
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      74 months ago

      and why aren’t these people working during their commutes? I have my full desk setup in my limo and work the whole time my driver is getting me from my mansion to my office!

  • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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    174 months ago

    I will not touch bread if it’s moist

    I forgot toasting bread technology hasn’t arrived in England

  • @Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca
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    154 months ago

    I work and eat at the same time too. But only if I’m getting paid to and I get to leave half an hour early and get home sooner, not because I’m a hard worker.

    I would rather a half hour at home at the end of the day instead of half an hour unpaid break in the middle of the day just sitting in an office.

  • @rwtwm@feddit.uk
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    84 months ago

    This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it’s a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.

  • plinky [he/him]
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    64 months ago

    Riddle me this, how do you do work with a steak? You do steak cutting with a paper sitting in front of the plate or to the side? Do you scroll mouse wheel with a fork in hand? Is this kinda like that margin call scene with jeremy irons at the end?

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      74 months ago

      at the level of kemi badenoch you basically play tinder with propositions people who actually do some work cook up who then enforce the proposition onto people that actually do work

      Same reason every C-Level muppet lugs around an iPad. They’re terrible to do any sort of actual office-style work on, but they don’t need to do that