Here’s a story you all saw coming. If a new model pickup truck is on the road for any amount of time, somebody is going to ram a deer with it! What makes this collision unique is the pickup truck in question: a 2024 Tesla CyberTruck. The headline tells much of the […]

    • KayLeadfootOP
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      421 month ago

      No, no, that’s how you heil the Cybertaxi.

      The Cybertruck can’t see well enough to recognize hand signals, you’ll get plowed for sure.

  • Blaster M
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    451 month ago

    I remember when the Hummer H2 was the douchebag SUV… how times have changed

  • Phoenixz
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    311 month ago

    Elmo claims that…

    Its a lie. If Elmo claims something, its automatically a lie. The guy literally doesn’t know what else to do but lie, he hasn’t done anything else but lie over the past decades.

    If would be so nice if news media could pick up on that…

  • @thann@lemmy.world
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    121 month ago

    he says in the video that his truck is “bombproof in the inside and outside” WTF does that even mean?

    • phant
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      121 month ago

      Car-bombers who recently purchased cyber trucks are gonna be pissed!

        • KayLeadfootOP
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          41 month ago

          Quiet down, Zangoose… You’ll get us all-expenses paid tickets to Guantanamo Bay

  • @XeroxCool@lemmy.world
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    11 month ago

    75mph is a lot, regardless of vehicle. A deer’s mass is horizontal whereas a human’s is vertical, altering the results. Fuck the cybertruck, but at least be logical.

    • @Amanduh@lemm.ee
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      -311 month ago

      You’re only allowed to insult elon and the cybertruck, any thing else is wrong think

      • KayLeadfootOP
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        321 month ago

        Well, I don’t know. You see deer strikes all the time where I live (rural folks will know what I’m talking about).

        You rarely see deerS strikes, where the deer get chopped into multiple deers. It happens, it’s just rare, other than like, 18 wheeler hits.

        I shared the story because I thought that was strange and alarming. The truck that looks like a guillotine blade seems to cut just how it looks like it would.

        • @Amanduh@lemm.ee
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          -191 month ago

          The guy made an innocent comment about motorcycles but because it was perceived as even possibly supportive of cybertrucks people downvoted lol I’m just pointing out to this commenter that you’re only allowed to say bad things about musk/ cybertruck.

          • @Doomsider@lemmy.world
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            31 month ago

            Strange, but your post is still here and so is his. You said you are only allowed to say bad things about Muskrat and Swatiscar.

            Oh wait, you wanted people to up vote you. Pardon me while I exit stage left laughing.

            • @Amanduh@lemm.ee
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              11 month ago

              I didn’t say the mods would delete comments just that people get all pissy if you say anything that can be slightly construed as positive about musk or the cybertruck (even if your only comment is that you think it looks kinda cool)

          • Possibly linux
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            -41 month ago

            Lemmy is like this. You better conform to the narrative or you are in trouble.