• @DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    Taxpayers money and governmental resources being used to protect some asshole’s private assets. Musk, as the richest person on Earth, apparently can’t afford private security.

  • @redlemace@lemmy.world
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    Why? I thought Trump would love to dismantle the FBI so why help his ‘friend’ Musk? Okay, justice for all so the do well to investigate, but a whole taskforce? Doesn’t sound very doge to me.

    • @Panamalt@sh.itjust.works
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      2411 days ago

      The Orange Cunt has far too few functioning braincells to have any idea what he wants. Make the FBI solve all the problems because thats what they do in the movies and fire every federal employee just for existing are not mutually exclusive concepts when your too narcissistic to tell the difference between your own head and a puppet-hand up your ass.

      • @NimdaQA@lemmy.world
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        Few usually still means multiple and I find it hard to believe that the orangutan has more than one brain cell that still functions if even that.

    • @solsangraal@lemmy.zip
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      911 days ago

      all they have to do is point at a exploded tesla (which could likely have blown up on its own) and say you did it. now you’re a terrorist. no need for charges. no habeas corpus. no due process. they just didn’t like you

      that’s why

    • @NimdaQA@lemmy.world
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      311 days ago

      Of course, the Trump administration is not intending to make the government more efficient but instead enrich themselves.

  • @60d@lemmy.ca
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    2611 days ago

    This is the best use of taxpayer dollars in a long time. /s

    1. Do they really have nothing better to do?
    2. They’re all supposed to be busy redacting Epstein files.
  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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    2011 days ago

    Oh good, I see that since they now have time and manpower for this it must mean that they’ve finally caught all those serial killers and human traffickers. Way to go on that 100% clearance rate, boys!

  • @anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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    1711 days ago

    So someone already tried to run down the protesters (from the article):

    “The protestors had to move out of the way in order to avoid being struck by the vehicle,” the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement on the arrest of the man, Andrew Dutil.

    Dutil was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.

    How is trying to run down humans in a car out truck not an intent to kill?

    • LasherzM
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      Anyone else who finds it too convenient that qanon started in Trump’s first term and immediately this is gaining prominence? Distraction campaigns clearly work and we really need to prevent these angry boomers yelling at town halls from reverting to being internet conspiracy theorists with this nonsense.

        • Nightwatch Admin
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          611 days ago

          It’s gobbledygook made from “geopolitical” words, arranged to look like secret code.

      • I’m not posting this because I think it’s a distraction or any kind of psyops campaign. But it’s a little unnerving to think that these people are placing stuff in food and that really doesn’t seem to cause any sort of concern.

        • LasherzM
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          From what I understand, it’s a major felony to tamper with food. The notes are not touching the food, but it certainly isn’t a good feeling that some groyper had their grubby fingers on your purchased product.

    • aramis87
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      511 days ago

      Why do these things seem to happen so much in Pennsylvania? From the Toynbee tiles to the steel furnace letters, why does it seem we get so much weird shit?

  • @ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world
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    1111 days ago

    Why do we need a task force when we already know the stock price is tanking, “full self driving” is expensive vaporware, teens are roasting Cybertruck owners1, and even Canadians (!) are vandalizing showrooms?

    Oh, they meant the other way. Sorry, just read the article.

    1 Don’t laugh at this one. The teens eventually come for us all. Do not ask for whom the teen roasts. Teens roasts for thee.

  • @futatorius@lemm.ee
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    Just out of curiosity, since I’m not going to do it regardless, I wonder what’s the lowest-effort non-arson way to destroy a Tesla?