Hypothetically, that is.

  • @ace_garp@lemmy.world
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    233 days ago

    Just wipe out ALL mosquitoes, and then measure what the actual influence is on the food-web for other animals and plants.

    • @CapitalNumbers@lemm.ee
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      163 days ago

      no joke but i remember reading something about this aagggeesssss ago where a group of researchers modelled the effects of no more mozzies on the food chain and found that, because barely anything fucking eats them, their eradication would be negligible

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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    2 days ago

    I want to see what happens we just have mob lynchings of politicians if their approval drops to below 50%.

    Maybe the world would become a utopia?

    👀

    • Lv_InSaNe_vL
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      52 days ago

      Tbh I don’t think anything would really get done. Politicians would just recycle the same super popular ideas to prevent themselves from getting lynched.

      It’d be like how video games companies are just churning out safe titles they know will sell really well, but with our government instead of video games.

  • toiletobserver
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    844 days ago

    How many billionaires need to be publicly executed to fix the usa political system.

  • djsoren19
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    223 days ago

    I really want someone to just really start messing around with the human genome, see the limits of gene expression. Let’s add horns, let’s add tusks, let’s add tails, and wings, and carapaces, and antennae, and claws, let’s just see what happens. Human evolution has gotten so tired and trite; let’s add some spice.

      • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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        33 days ago

        Too late. Off to back those experiments… as soon as I figure out how to become one of the suspiciously wealthy furries

    • Lv_InSaNe_vL
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      22 days ago

      Or creating super mutant athletes. Like how fast do you think a modified human body could run? Or jump?

  • SkaveRat
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    393 days ago

    Allow all kinds of drugs and other enhancements in sports and see where the limits of the body are

  • cally [he/they]
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    213 days ago

    Here’s a very unethical linguistics experiment that I think would be interesting:

    Raising a group of children completely isolated from any language, spoken or otherwise. They would not be fully isolated from people, but those people would not be able to communicate with each other in the vicinity of the children (no speaking, no gestures, etc.) Of course, to isolate them from language would mean strictly controlling their lives (very unethical). Could they communicate with each other, and maybe even develop a language?

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    143 days ago

    Seems pretty tame compared to various other answers, but keeping people under anesthesia longer than expected during surgery and seeing how it affects things like memory or personality.

    Supposedly after an open heart surgery I had gone through over a decade ago, my mother swears my personality changed. Though I can’t remember if that’s true because my memory has felt, in a sense, kinda foggy since then. So I wanna know if it was because I was under for longer than expected or because the surgery itself.

    • @medgremlin@midwest.social
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      123 days ago

      I would wager that it’s more to do with the surgery itself. Even transient hypoxia from blood not getting to your brain for a little bit can make a big difference. Anesthesia is used very frequently with rare complications, but complex heart surgeries have higher complication rates.

      • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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        83 days ago

        Sounds fair enough that it could have just been the surgery. I’m nowhere near a medical professional, but I can totally see unforseen complications having happened to me.

        • @medgremlin@midwest.social
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          Brains are very finicky things and they get very upset if there’s any disruption in their supply of glucose and oxygen, but anesthetics are carefully selected to not disrupt that as much as possible. Anesthesia might paralyze the muscles you use to breathe, but that’s what the intubation and ventilator is for. The anesthetics we use don’t affect the heart muscle because it uses different ions and chemicals than every other type of muscle in the body to generate contractions. However, open heart surgery will absolutely mess with the heart which will disrupt circulation.

    • @steeznson@lemmy.world
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      33 days ago

      I’d be interested in this too. Maybe some synapsed stop firing if they are put to sleep for long enough.

      Alternatively your mother might be gaslighting you.

      • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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        33 days ago

        I doubt she is gaslighting me because there’s not much for her to gain from her doing it. Tighter control over family is something I expect from her family rather than her.

  • Captain Aggravated
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    353 days ago

    Take ten or twenty thousand children, take over a fairly large portion of a midwestern state, build a large and complete environment for them to live in including towns, museums, theme parks etc. and raise them as normal Americans but absolutely 100% avoid introducing them to the concept of religion until they’re 25.

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        11 day ago

        Actually no, I was figuring on having adults present to raise, educate and care for the children, but under strict orders to not introduce them to superstition.

    • @meyotch@slrpnk.net
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      113 days ago

      Before the oldest turns 24, that small city would just sublime into a higher plane, leaving behind nothing but a beautiful prairie and a fresh minty smell.

        • @Sunsofold@lemmings.world
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          43 days ago

          It would yield another religion, originated in a group that could parley their forced participation into fame on social media, which might lead to many more followers and eventually a holy war with the Mormons. Hmm. Might be worth a try.

      • Captain Aggravated
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        43 days ago

        I’m not meaning dump 20,000 children alone in the left half of Wyoming, I mean, keep them with their parents, hire teachers, teach them math and science and…basically a history that replaces a lot of “and they believed their gods said” with “the ruling class decided they wanted to”. What happens to children when they are raised in a functioning, supportive, nurturing society that does not contain religion or superstition?

        • @stelelor@lemmy.ca
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          53 days ago

          Many developed countries are majoritarily irreligious. But it’s also hard to draw the line between religion and culture.

  • @steeznson@lemmy.world
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    113 days ago

    The metal gear solid thing where you clone someone into two separate people but one gets all the recessive genes and the other gets all the dominant ones

  • Riley
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    534 days ago

    Making a lot of clones of myself, raising them all differently, and seeing how many of them turn out in the same way as me.