why doesnt my fbi agent ever like my posts? ive been trying to impress them for years with my internet searches but they never interact with my content :(

kate · 11 days ago

@cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

I’m sure they do in their way. Someday you’ll be together

@hmonkey@lemy.lol · 11 days ago

Don’t worry, we’re still here :) Our work is just classified so if we ever interacted with you we’d be killed on the sp

@cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

Is this inspired by something? It seems so familiar dèja-vu-ish