Apparently these people have never eaten pizza in NY, where we fold our slices. Can we all stop eating from chain pizzerias and order from your local spot?

Pro tip: pick up slice, fold it in half lengthwise and enjoy

  • hiddengoat
    4•1 year ago

    Sure bro, just tell me what local spot in Texas has New York style pizza that isn’t shit.

    Hint: THERE FUCKING ISN’T ONE.

    Source: My dumb ass that went to NYC, ate pizza three days in a row, and hasn’t touched a slice since returning to this pizza-deficient shithole because my eyes have been opened like that scene from Event Horizon.

  • Reality Suit
    1•1 year ago

    Haven’t been to Papa Murphys in a while. They were a take-and-bake company.