Department store security guard here. You mean I can’t bring the slutty girls who stole bracelets and underwear into my office and force them to…

Forget it. I quit.

This is my jam

Maybe folks over here would know?

My girlfriend and I were rollerblading (1996) in the high school parking lot and this kid who always followed her around like a puppy was annoying her. She had me sit down and she sat on my lap while she got me inside her and started riding me. As he came near, she lifted her skirt so he could see what was happening, and he ran off, shocked.

So, got ridden on school property while in Rollerblades by my GF who was also in Rollerblades.

Only slightly more tame was when we went outside at a party and had sex on a little hill in the garden of what we thought was the back yard, but turned out to be the front yard with dog walkers going by. Both party goers and pedestrians were cheering us on when we realized we weren’t exactly private (which was our intention for slipping outside). Tame because at least it was dark outside, but perhaps less tame because we were drunk and thought we were “alone” at first.

Agreed. It’s depressing when I am looking into someone I respect and see a clip of them on his show. Minus ten thousand points.