Kids want to run across the road without looking and stick a knife in a power socket.

Sugar is refined.

You sure that’s around the right way?

My cats harness that middle bot between the front legs is actually on her back between the shoulder blades

They should paint a door on a brick wall and label it “super male”. And have a sign saying “dorry you aren’t male enough”

The rest of the US would have to raise tariffs on exports to California to cover the shortfall

Lol

The single thing Google did right when they first came out was a clean UI with a search bar on an uncluttered page.

At the time the competitors had search pages cluttered with ads and news. It was so bad you couldn’t think.

If Microsoft makes their search nice to look at them it’s going to get many more users

You mean like the imperial spanners I need to buy to fit bolts from the US?

For a freedom loving country they sure do love using imperial kingdom units

Pretty sure you need to cook chicken for more than 3 minutes

Thankyou for using globally recognised a Standard units

TIL American’s don’t cook their chicken

Fucking lol!

Exactly my point. thankyou

You phrase it much more elocutely though, so thanks for that

That’s literally the opposite of what it means though. The point of the phrase is that even people who are full of bad ideas occasionally come up with a good one.

Ummm that’s literally exactly what I’m saying. You should re-read my comment cos you completely misunderstood my point

Thanks for assuming you have any idea about me.

But you are very wrong, I’m plenty old enough to know wtf a analogue clock is.

I don’t like the comment because it’s shallow and reinforces the dichotomy of Dem vs Gop

The notion that people are only wrong even if they are right. The idea that a bad person can’t change. Even if they do an empathetic action and care about someone they are still and will only ever be wrong.

It’s internet shallow, it’s a meme catch phrase for the lazy.

I will never not downvote this statement

Except for the payroll tax and the thousands of people it employees who also brought things.

Better Zucc waisting it on jobs than moving it to Panama and never seeing it again.

But, yes it should have been taxed regardless.

Actually you should still tax Meta. It’s not too late

This is why everything comes with a quick start 1 page guide AND a manual.

I guess the total fire ban is largely in reference to outside fires and things that cause sparks.

Cigarette butts, angle grinders, open fires, BBQs etc.

In national parks and also on private land in backyards etc.

There was a case just a couple years ago where someone was using an angle grinder fixing a lawnmower and the sparks causes his backyard to catch fire which ended up burning down hundreds or hectares and dozens of houses.