why yes I’d like to buy all of your towels

…sir, um.

now I’d like to sue you for fraud!

They’re all $400 six months after release.

The rumor is that it was scribbled on a piece of paper as an idea and the engineers were forced to make it verbatim.

Here’s my piracy shtick.

I beat half of Blasphemous on a pirated copy then I bought it, moved the save file and kept playing.

Criteria: I like the game. I’ll probably play it again in ten years and I want to support the devs.

What would’ve happened if I never pirated it? I’d be saying the same thing about someone else’s game.

“Basketball player and genie, Shaquille O’Neil is holding a dominos pizza box and asking if you’d like to Shaqeronni your evening.”

Saving this one. Thanks, man for the heads up

rifftrax - the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew keep this going and release commentary every now and again.

RedletterMedia has done a few.

Cinemassacre have done a few.

Nothing, but it will do wonders for my portfolio. Take the good with the bad.

nothing to see here

Another $1200 to vaccine development companies, Fidelity and make it snappy.

sigh of relief

Normies and their friends.

Ahhh see I had everything backed up already. Shit. I should’ve tried it after deleting something. I figured it would find a button and be asked where I wanted to put the file. Share kinda works for that.

See, I did all that… and then audio broke. So, I couldn’t anymore, man. I probably could’ve copied the install, kept it updated and held it for a resolution but I just don’t demand that much from my builds anymore really. I went with Mint with XFCE and haven’t had a single issue since install. I’m good. If it comes down to Ubuntu’s base, a lot more eyes will be on the problem and I’ll sort it out then.

I quit using Arch after about ten years of using it because Team Fortress 2 quit working and none of the resolutions on protondb fixed my issue.

Priorities, people.

It’s a slow ten minutes

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I hate that I’ll never have to edit this.

Why bother? You can get an sbc PC with a decent agpu, throw SteamOS on it and have the little PC console of your dreams. There’s a few good 6600U ones online. $300-$400. You’d dwarf the library of an arm console limited to Android, even with emulation.

Fuck the running shoes too.

I also /s

I hate I have to spell it out. Not necessarily to you but… come on, internet.

the business

themselves.