ElGosso [he/him]

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Cake day: July 26th, 2020

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  • I suggest you send him a link, promising that the information on it will thoroughly answer any of his questions, but the link is actually to a picture of a pig pooping on its own balls. Specifically, this one.

    If he attempts to address the fact that this in fact is not an argument, but is in actuality a picture of a pig pooping on its own balls, then you should apologize profusely for the confusion, and promise that you’ll actually send him the correct link this time, and include another link, but this time the link is to the same picture of the pig pooping on its own balls, rehosted on a different image hosting site. Repeat ad infinitum until he gets the drift. Never let him get the last word, instead insisting on sending him that picture of the pig pooping on its own balls.





  • I keep thinking about this because it’s so fucking funny. “We’ve invented a way to reintroduce some of the emotional nuance innate in vocal communication and add further symbolic references to text!” “My god, you’re an imbecilic caveman! You’re destroying civilization!”







  • Most of the “stuff everyone should buy” is stuff you really don’t need as a teenager, like cast-iron cookware or a stand mixer. If you have hobbies you want to pursue, you should find a specific group around that hobby and ask them. A lot of black Friday “deals” aren’t really deals, though - some companies will actually produce lower quality product lines specifically for black Friday sales, so if you end up buying something big like a TV or something like that make sure you do a little research.

    If you want general financial advice, I wouldn’t put it in a retirement account like the other guy said. You have plenty of time for that, and you probably have milestones coming up that you’ll want money for - buying a car, graduation celebrations, going to college, getting your own place, whatever. So saving it for that kind of stuff is never a bad idea.