Now you’re measuring like an American!!!

Burgers are like $15 now

Subd. 28. Trump Derangement Syndrome.

“Trump Derangement Syndrome” means the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal persons that is in reaction to the policies and presidencies of President Donald J. Trump. Symptoms may include Trump-induced general hysteria, which produces an inability to distinguish between legitimate policy differences and signs of psychic pathology in President Donald J. Trump’s behavior.

My Walmart scans the receipt and then scans 3 items from your cart to verify they’re on the receipt.

If I remember correctly, he tragically lost his dog in a house fire.

I was thinking to myself, simple???

I don’t know man, the rate we’re going 2044 ain’t lookin too good…

Thanks, my mistake. So much shit going on its tough to keep it all straight.

Looks like a different judge did block them, for now

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/feb/08/judge-temporarily-blocks-musks-doge-team-from-accessing-treasury-records

nobody buys worthless shit quite like the Americans

Woo hoo, we’re #1 baby!!!

I’ve been doing this since I started driving.

Car is half gone in the rear view mirror, it’s half in the side mirror.

Car is half gone in the side mirror, it’s half in my peripheral vision.

My brother HATES it, always adjusts my mirrors. I set them back and constantly test them to make sure.

As a side note, I still always check my blind spots because motorcycles can still hide and, well, it’s just common sense to double check.

Depression, but I don’t see what sleeping naked has to do with anything

Hylton-Brown is a US citizen, police say, and not in the country illegally as the president claims

Too much credit, cause even a broken clock is right twice a day

I’m confident US has no such planes

This is just peak ignorance. A quick search says the US has 200-300 firefighting planes and even lists 6 different varieties.

Out of all the disturbing comments in this thread, this one gets to me the most, especially saying it’s like a sous vide.

I love cooking my chicken in a sous vide, but you do it low and slow, 145 degrees for about 2 and a half hours.

Excellent article on it here: https://www.seriouseats.com/the-food-lab-complete-guide-to-sous-vide-chicken-breast

If you have one of these machines, I highly recommend trying it this way. Give it a quick sear in some cast iron after.

Us child free Gen Xers on the other hand…

Seconded

Having worked in multiple bars when I was younger I 100% agree!

My memory fails me, I just remember that one and Lie, Cheat and Steal from childhood.

Looks like someone on Amazon is selling the Mad magazine game for $150!