The following is a list of documents accepted as proof:

• Republican Party membership card

Yes, rams with foreskin faces. Of course you were.

https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/84ad422bdfaa45a695422cf6aab41b7f

Where’s my round?

It was Eggatha all along.

Even as a millennial this is one of the first games I played (and I still love it). I dumped the ROM so I can play it forever.

I don’t know about you, but I also rely on sounds & feel when I drive.

Of course. When I feel myself driving into a wall, I stop immediately.

Ok, well, it’s stuck in my head now, so https://youtu.be/d5XJ2GiR6Bo

Are people buying smart TVs because there is something to like about them or is that the only kind of TV available in some parts of the world?

“Is it really so bad that I hang my toilet paper the other way around?”

Removed. Rule 1. Violence will not be tolerated.

Did Trump inject the word ‘dictate’ in there so he could justify calling Zelenskyy a dictator?

I recently just switched to “uhhhgghhhhh”.

Third time’s a charm!

And before that there were records with secret spirals.

She lives in the Mary Poppins house and has to stabilize her stack of cards like this every time the neighbour fires the canon.

She did a duet with Kid Rock. I am cautiously optimistic. Is she actually not a right winger anymore or is she just tired of cleaning rotten eggs off her car?

Cleverly, even low levels can be detected. I love how creative early smartphone developers could be.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.rdklein.radioactivity

“Wait, you’re not plankton.”

I was just thinking there should be Pez compatible mints.