hedgehoglet! hedgehoglet!

You dropped this> /s

I’m gonna talk about how my dog died. You’ve been warned.

We had a dog growing up- a big ol’ husky-sized dog with the face of a dalmatian. Anyway, I always say she died doing what she loved- eating chocolate. It was the only thing she was smart for. She’d get through closed doors, onto a little space we had above our upper kitchen cabinets, just anywhere. Probably once a year, at least. Anyway, diabetes took her eventually. One of the last things we did together was I carried her down to the creek by our house and we spend a few hours there. I didn’t take her on enough walks (no one in my family should have been in charge of another animal), but I did that with/for/to her, at least. I don’t think about Sierra enough, so thank you.

Grandma’s shitting has ended.

It came to me in a dream.

So birds do this thing where they swoop in front of a car and catch the windstream around it and it feels pretty mocking. Well anyway, I was out on my bike once and this bird-looking fucker flew up alongside me, right? He goes to swoop in front of me and you can just see them fall about an inch before flapping off. They thought I was a car! Whose the real mocker now? Probably the bird- I still can’t fly!

If not friends, why friends-shaped?

Eclipses end, though. Being tipped over does not.

I misread “pregame” as “pregnant” and was fucking horrified for about a quarter-second

YSK plenty of cis men call themselves Alphas. I’ve never even associated the stereotype with trans people??

Oh my goodness, it’s so tiny! Thank you for finding this.

google “bad copypasta”

(thats spicy af)

No you’re not >:(

If only not becoming an adult would keep all the non-indigestion problems away lol

This wasn’t someone’s RC chopper?? It was, like, a full military helicopter thing.

Ha. Reminds me of those spinny things you put above an infants crib.

It’s a lot more than one person- not his cult, but his cronies. We’re going to die because a bunch of dummies thought this would benefit them.

Yes. FUCK the poor. We need to send a strong message to them that it is NOT okay to choose to be homeless (/s)

A shallow grave- or wherever they’re gonna deport queer folk to, too.

I imagine, in the event no one ever knew, found out, or cared about the swap, then life would go on, just a bit more weird than before. I can’t imagine it in a modern society, even briefly. We have too many records of too many things. And beyond that, it’d depend on stuff like who they are and how long it’s been. Maybe on how readily both of them can convince people that they are mentally sound and worthy of respect. Who knows? That’d be wild.

Unrelated, but I think the fair folk used to swap infants out with ugly versions, or dying versions? Am I mixing up fairies and the UNSC again?