Nothing wrong with strippers. Just don’t confuse good customer service with love.

TIL J.D. Vance is related to a couch

It sounds like we have to deport those coyotes back to where they came from.

no one has a shotgun

Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America

I hope no one gets Angela Chao’d.

Yes! Now go to my website to buy supplements that will make you bigger and last longer before your first conjugal visit. Oh, and they’ll give you six pack abs.

Wow, I didn’t know Lindsey Graham was a Dodge and Mopar fan. I’m more of Charger kind of guy myself, but to each their own.

Oh…

Oui Oui!

I’m inclined

So are the stairs

https://lemmy.world/post/24795268

Donnie, are you okay?

So, Donnie are you okay?

Are you okay, Donnie?

Wanks for the memories

Teeth

You mean luxury bones?

Oooh! He said ^damn oooh!

Fashion 2: Electric Boogaloo

The South will rise again!

-these people

Notice me, Daddy!

You missed your chance. It was called the Chase infinite money glitch.

True…I said they don’t exactly rhyme.

I guess to be more accurate, they are not a perfect rhyme, which I personally find to be a better sounding type of rhyme.