Goddamn, I loved Surge. RIP. SUUUUUURGE!!

“what happens when your wildest dreams and most horrifying nightmares collide in an explosion of flaccid stupefaction”

“This is the sort of sex film you show teenagers to encourage abstinence because it just makes the act of fornication seem so repulsive, so utterly disgusting that it seems unthinkable to perform”

“the boner-killer of all time … Only a psychopath or possibly a replicant could withstand let alone enjoy a document so barren or unflinching in its contempt for humanity”

I think about this every time I hear this song. https://youtu.be/t7kNgfY8vg4

Good old midnight club—that game was fun as shit.

What the fuck were they doing for toilet paper before 1891?

To jerk off 2 guys at the same time you’d also need to know how tall they both were.

No, no,no what you’d really need to know is height from dick to floor—we’ll call that D2F.

https://y.yarn.co/f4b96fb8-de12-4f5f-81da-fd3818774304_text.gif

I absolutely read this in Dunkey’s voice.