I too wondered initially why he had a mustache in the 3rd panel. 😄

Digital bread is gluten free

The smaller the font the less noticable, especially with pixelation. But look at the top red line you drew, the F & T are grey pixels and the Q & O are white in the center.

You must stock up when on sale. Paying full price would bankrupt me.

I read the title and assumed it was about meeting celebrities at conventions or something. Then I skipped over the first “in” from the first 2 points and was really confused.

I want more than Twitter results though.

I read that and thought that it was a weird way to say food prices.

It’s the fries.

Better keep an eye on any planted too close to a movie studio.

I see the Witcher, but Crash Test Dummies instantly is what I heard in my head