Deftones and NIN need to switch places.

They have only heard one NIN song and it shows.

Thank you citizen, you’re right! He’s got management written all over him!

You’re the one saying a moral argument is “unrealistic”.

A hung jury would not cause a judge to dismiss with prejudice.

Did you know that morality is not the same as legality? Some immoral things are legal and occasionally vice-versa.

Primary them. The primary is where a protest vote actually matters. It’s where you’ll get the opportunity to replace your dem with a BETTER candidate instead of a worse one in the general election.

Just like all the worst real-world school subjects, her magic system isn’t something with a logic you can learn to understand, it’s something arbitrary you have to memorize. These poor kids are out here taking the equivalent of anatomy classes all day (why is that bone called the tibia? Don’t worry about it, just memorize it).

She looks so offended

You were too nice to minorities. Hate harder next time so the bigots will like us.

Cold press is the method, extra virgin means first pressing. After the first go, you start to get more baby juices and solids mixed in with the oil.

I think it’s generally considered useful only if you have a second person to administer the rescue breaths.

His net worth is about 17% of all the cash in circulation in the US. One asshole.

I love the book, just gently poking fun.

I’ve never seen anything above 30% suggested anywhere in the US. This is an extreme outlier and would make even people used to our crazy tipping culture balk.

House of Leaves. That way if anyone notices you’re holding it upside down they’ll just think you’re really into it. And if anyone asks you what it’s about you can say “I have no fucking clue what’s happening, there’s a house I think?” and you’ll be correct.

Most boyfriends will come back home if they accidentally escape. Make sure to put a bell on your boyfriend’s collar so if he does get out he doesn’t decimate the local bird population.

The aims of the tea party were bullshit, but you can’t argue with the effectiveness of their methods. The Democratic party needs to change direction, and the left can learn from how the tea party forced a change without being inauthentic political hacks.

If it was a mutation I’d expect it to be symmetrical too. Glad he seems to be healthy!