I’ve been here this whole time, situational awareness.

Jesus, he can’t even use power without committing a crime.

The most popular of them all is probably All-Rounder Mr. Fujii (68), a former prison officer turned community volunteer. His card is so sought after that local kids have even started asking him for autographs.

“I was honestly shocked when they asked me to sign it,” Mr. Fujii said, laughing. “I never imagined I’d become a trading card, let alone have fans.”

This is the kinda news I need today.

!lemmysilver

This is double-plus-ungood.

So… crime does pay?

“Your data remains protected. The Chapter 11 filing does not change how we store, manage, or protect customer data. Our users’ privacy and data are important considerations in any transaction, and we remain committed to our users’ privacy and to being transparent with our customers about how their data is managed.”

Neat, house Democrats feel the same way as I do!

Now, could you like, do something? Anything?

I don’t disagree, but… how?

So for like 9 years Trump hasn’t shut up about the stock market, but now it’s not a big deal?

Even if it was a dude, using the “wrong” bathroom is not a crime, what are we even doing?!

I think what you’re looking for is a Wagon?

Shit, I’ve got to get a weather subscription, too?

They could either make them bigger or better on gas. I guess making them bigger was cheaper.

Eight cars responded with six officers and two sergeants, a police spokesperson said.

Eight cars for a fucking bandana, how much could it cost? $10?

Half (47.4) of the people enrolled in Medicaid are children.

That’s 42 million American children you’re trying to fuck over. (source)

Even when he wins he’s still a loser.

Don’t be evil

Do the right thing

Do no harm

Line must go up

The lying grifter told us lies and conned us… again? How could this have happened? If only it was documented somewhere or some there were some type of legal findings that we could have looked at prior to election.