Tug to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months agoWhat is the smallest unit of measure you can use at Thanksgiving?message-square8fedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up148arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the smallest unit of measure you can use at Thanksgiving?Tug to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months agomessage-square8fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@ryguyflyguy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish5•5 months agoI feel like it’d be a little better as: How much did the turkey weigh at the first Thanksgiving? 53 pil-grams! Because then it’s also factual
minus-squareTugOPlinkfedilinkEnglish5•5 months agoThat might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!
minus-square@angrystego@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•5 months agoWait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?
minus-square@absGeekNZ@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglish4•5 months agoI had children to legitimise my dad jokes.
minus-square@angrystego@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•5 months agoSo had I. That didn’t stop me from telling all the adults, unfortunately (for them).
I feel like it’d be a little better as:
How much did the turkey weigh at the first Thanksgiving?
53 pil-grams!
Because then it’s also factual
That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!
Wait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?
I had children to legitimise my dad jokes.
So had I. That didn’t stop me from telling all the adults, unfortunately (for them).
I tell them to mine, but they’re in their 20s.
This is gold