I have a solid squad of 6 that have been playing Xbox together for 15 years. We’re all friends scattered across the country and have never met IRL.

I help out at the local food bank and spend a lot of time on Imgur looking at not politics

The way things were back then, we’re probably related. What’s up Cuz?

I did find out we’re direct descendants of Myles Standish, which i thought was pretty cool. Then I was told there’s about 5 million of us

My great-great-great grandfather came over from Germany in 1870. I’m not sure he did it legally so I volunteer to go back

Whatever the Cherokee word for “stolen land” is.

Also Home Health aides, orderlies and other non licensed positions

It’s nice to think about taking your ball and going home. However, if we denigrate Texas everytime they threaten to secede we really shouldn’t be giving California a pass.

Edit- fix fat finger spelling

The US Chemical Safety Board- does indepth non-politcal analysis of industrial accidents.

Same. I hope you have an easy shift

Children’s Services

It won’t end it anymore than the 2014 agreement did. It might take it a while, but they’ll be back.

Edit-undoing phone stuff.

I think they got it from a platypus.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Zxf2MgYCOm0

Dating myself a bit, but Men Without Hats " Safety Dance" is a clear indicator of how much cocaine was consumed in the 80s.

https://youtu.be/nM4okRvCg2g

I tell them to mine, but they’re in their 20s.

That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!

You’re right, I’ll delete it.

Then it wouldn’t be a Thanksgiving joke.

It depends on how much money they have.

Thanks for the heads up, I would have missed that.