£999/mo

Housing crisis? What housing crisis?

“Very nice” studio? I’ll be the judge of that, twerp.

Ooh, I remember this one.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgybgz/london-rental-opportunity-shower-inside-kitchen

Man, looking through that user’s other properties, it’s just depressing.
Nice looking family rooms and homes, reduced to bedsits and studios.

Shave, shower, and shit all in the comfort of your own kitchen.

What’s everyone else doing? Is that not what the sink is for?

A toilet kitchen with a shower? Fuckin’ luxury.

With security deposit, the first month is only £1998!

Don’t forget “sleep” - you get to sleep next to your oven. That way, you can smell if you left it on, or leave it open and use it as a heater! Think of all the advantages.

They saved a bundle on wet-wall, though. Genius.

… just like in a caravan …

The wonky shelving is what really sells it for me. Also, you can wash your vegetables while you wash yourself, so, that’s a winner all around.

Isn’t that where Harry Potter lived at the start of the first movie?

I kept going back in confusion. There’s the microwave and sink - no stove or flat-top or anything. There’s the shower. What’s behind the door nº 2? The depth of that space is maybe 70 cm, the standard depth of the kitchen furniture is 60 cm and the shower is a bit deeper, it seems. The width seems about the same. If that’s a toilet, you wouldn’t be able to close the door after yourself. There’s no wardrobe in that room, only that small dresser. If there’s a cupboard, what’s the pooping situation? Waffle stomp day and night? Is that a toilet with a rod for coat hangers above?

Washing machine available? What does that mean? The choice between mini fridge or washing machine? Preserve food or wear clean clothes, make your choice!

All the space you need to exist!

This reminds me of a place I rented in rural FL for a year. 350 square feet. However, I had the Sense to install a curtain so you couldn’t see the person inside of the shower.