The solar panels are a bad idea - they’re never going to work underneath the crocheted Easter bunny and fluffy chicks.

Terrible idea. No one wants to be tripping over the buggers because they can’t see them. Someone could get hurt…

£16/month here too, household of one, no dishwasher (apart from me obviously).

Four days? The Royal Family used to be much more efficient at using car crashes to get rid of problems…

Yes, this can’t fail. Now when asked for the purpose of their visit they’ll have to write “spying” rather than “to see the historic cathedral”. That’ll put an end to their shenanigans.

Good grief is that cunt still consuming oxygen? And the media ensures he’s kept well supplied with it 🙄

A sizeable chunk of the price of a pint in a pub is taxes. Excise Duty + VAT - the VAT being applied after the Excise Duty, effectively taxing the tax. In addition many pubs are owned by “pub cos”, who force the tenants to buy from prescribed suppliers at inflated prices. The pub cos are really property companies, they care not if this means the pub business fails, they’ll just close and redevelop the building/site as something else. Like many other 🇬🇧 problems this has its roots in Thatcherism.

You cannot trust anyone who doesn’t like marmite.

I think the problem that ‘merkins have with Marmite is that it doesn’t contain 95% sugar.

Enquiring minds need to know, was the stowaway called Gary?

No one dares to ask? Or just no one needs to ask since the answer is obviously “we’re fucked”.

I saw that headline and just wondered if she landed on the head of an eagle 🙂

No, quite the opposite.

🙄

Hear that noise? That’s the sound of organized criminal smuggling gangs celebrating being given their new market.

Would that be the antiquated new digital system to stop trains? Or the antiquated leaves on the line? Or the antiquated steep incline at the location of the crash? Maybe we’ll wait for the RAIB investigation report rather than your wild guess.

You might be confusing Big Ben which is a 🔔 with someone that confuses Tower Bridge with London Bridge, who is the end of a 🔔

A dinner service comprises plates, dishes, etc. What do you imagine that crockery is made from? 🙂

I don’t think this is kosher

Though presumably little chance of these getting stuffed.