I‘m surprised Maomao didn‘t rank higher. It‘s so cool!

Seymour, the hotel is on fire!

Is this the application that shows more and more code whenever you hit a key on the keyboard?

It‘s basically the proverbial frog in the pot. Emphasis on the proverbial because frogs jump actually do leave the pot when it‘s too hot.

Does pure meth sound like hot candy sirup when it‘s poured out? Because that sound is pleasing to my ears

And what would Ukraine have to give Putin in return? The thing is Putin started the war! Putin started the war because Ukraine was daring to enter NATO which you could literally only hate if you actually wanted to fuck with some country!

Putins offer can be boiled down to „If you don‘t tattle to the teacher, i will stop punching you. Perhaps i could give you back your iPod when you graduate high school if you ask me nicely then.“

What the fuck is that kind of a bullshit deal? This could only be beaten if another bully agrees with the first bully to take your phone and leave the iPod and both of them will not beat them into the hospital. Oh wait…

You mean terms like „I‘ll stop hurting you if you give me more land and don‘t ask for help from the west.“?

Give me a break!

I had the same happen to my Win 11 install. Best ad for Linux i‘ve ever gotten. I installed Bazzite OS on that machine a day later and over the next few days my other machines got Fedora.

It‘s spelled HAMBURGLAR you bougie-fatass burger „king“

Charlie Brooker stopped making Black Mirror because of that user

Aww dangit

I recently visited a museum and i really loved it. Getting up close to an image and seeing none of the fuzziness, no AI “shimmer” on photos and every stroke made sense (as in you could see that an arm moved a brush and you could see the path it took etc.). Hands made sense. And while tryptichons were not exactly precise when it comes to the anatomy of humans, no humans had anything smeared etc.

It was the best of times, it was the BLURST OF TIMES! Stupid monkey!

You really don’t wanna know how bad he does at queer elections. The only reason he gets a non-zero amount are the log cabin republicans. These sisters lower their standards and say they’re not like other gays.

Microsoft still makes money off the OEM licenses AFAIK. The Linux community had a whole day about this back in the 90s.

My ultimate is charging.

I relate to that ten dollar dude from the Hamilton musical singing „Alexander Hamilton. My name is Alexander Hamilton. And there‘s a million things i haven‘t done. But just you wait! Just you waaiiit!“

I stand with Eggman, the only president to PISS ON THE MOON! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

sudo give me your phone password

Can‘t leave Mushroom World without mushrooms 😉